Today Must Be Monday. Because Every Day Is Monday.

I've already mentioned that mother loves the show Deal or No Deal. It is on Monday evenings here at 8 p.m. So mother looks in the t.v. guide to make sure she doesn't miss it. Since she is fixated on the show, the guide is always opened to Monday and then she asks all week if her show is on tonight. It doesn't matter that I correct her and put her on the current day's listings. Invariably, she finds the show listed and asks again because she's got the guide back to Monday. That makes her right every seven days.