Tuesday, June 17, 2008


3:29 a.m.

Mom: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

I wake up.

Mom: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

I get up, rush through the house, and into mother's bedroom.

Me: What's the matter?

Mom: He was on top of me!

I look over and the cat is sitting on the night stand. My best estimation of what happened is that mom combined a dream with Cat #2 getting on her chest for some sleepy time. This isn't usually a problem since they spend hours doing that every morning with mom kissing, rubbing, and scratching the kitty.

Me: Don't worry. It was just a dream.

Mom: Don't act so innocent.

I returned to the couch and tried to get back to sleep.


Anonymous said...

ROFLMAO You are so silly!


Gavin said...

It was Chiquita!